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Shopping list combinations that will get you odd looks at the checkout

May 1, 2012 at 5:24 pm 1 comment

Preparation for Date Night

• 2 x bottles – Wolf Blass Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon Red Label
• 1 x packet – Double Coated Chocolate Tim Tams
• 2 x packets – unscented tea light candles
• 1 x packet – Durex Fetherlite Ultra condoms
• 1 x HomeBrand size 14 green female school uniform
• 1 x wooden spoon

Terrorise This

• 1 x 10L red bucket
• 1 x 10KG bag – pool chlorine
• 1 x 500ML bottle – Castrol Brake Fluid
• 1 x 2L bottle – cloudy bathroom amonia
• 1 x ball of string
• 1 x packet – RedHead matches

Bachelor’s Shopping List

• 1 x box – McCain Ham & Pineapple frozen pizza
• 5 x tubes – Durex Play Sensations Lube
• 1 x packet – Chux Sensitive disposable rubber globes
• 2 x fresh continentel cucumbers
• 1 x checkered tea towel
• 1 x packet - Band-aid Plastic Strips Extra Wide
• 1 x fluffy pillow
• 1 x 24pk box – Panadol Pain Relief Caplets

• 5 x bottles – Wolf Blass Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon Red Label
• 5 x packets – Mortein rat poison

• 1 x 440g packet – Kantong Hokkien Noodles
• 1 x bunch – fresh buk choi
• 1 x 250ML bottle – Soy Sauce
• 1 x 500ML bottle – Maggi Oyster Sauce
• 1 x 1.1KG can – Chum 3 Meats, So Chumpy You Can Carve It

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